Story of My Life: A Series of Unfortunate(but funny) Events of Puey Quinones Part 1

Part 1

I am sharing you the mga nakakatawang parte ng buhay ko.. this time walang nega promise. Fun lang!

ok, i always get bullied when i was a kid, I think its because i was very payatot! petite! mukhang malnourished! hehe and i remember i had this fat classmate who always makes fun of me or makes me cry kasi mukha daw akong butiki! But i can't do anything naman kasi hindi ko sya kaya. I was very weak, flimsy and clumsy. pero alam ko ng kumembot that time! yun lang ang kaya kung gawin. kembot at sayaw for i love to dance!Dalagingding na ako bagets palang. My only weapon that time was my loud cry! I swear i sound like a horny cow when i cry! Pag umiyak ako, atras na mga kalaban ko nyan kasi maloloka na sila sa crayola ko! lol!

When i entered college (this is in samar), I joined our universities performing artS organization, kasi mahilig na talaga ako sa arts.. as in "arte'' maarte! My classmate became a member also of the same org. We both love to dance and he become my best friend, his name is irvin, I was very tamad taking notes before and until now hehe so i always bribe irvin for free lunch in return i will copy his note or copy his answers every time we have exams or sort. I was forced to take Political Science because of my policeman father, my father wanted me to become a lawyer of a police man! Duh!? Hello! and i was the only child among my 3 siblings that wasn't allowed to study outside our province for his fear na baka lumandi daw ako at hindi magtapos sa college. True enough i didn't finish my college and my father become really upset, one evening he got really drunk and i think i was the reason of his kalasingan lord! He was furiously angry with me. He pulled his gun to scare me but I didn't get scared coz i know him..panakot lang nya yun.. takot sya actually sa mga anak nya hehe (love you pa!)

I told him i want to move to manila and follow my dreams! Super naloka na naman ang father ko sa statement ko! Eh gusto nya talaga akong mag pulis like him! sinagot ko sya,''eh kung sabihin ko sayo na maging ballet dancer ka, gagawin mo ba?" nag wala sya! he almost slapped me but i was able to Escape and run! Tapos tawa ano ng tawa kasi finally nasabi ko yung gusto kong sabihinn sa kanya. Pero ngayon masaya na sya sa akin.. hindi man ako naging pulis, na FASHION PULIS naman ako diba? hahaha at kung hindi dahil sa akin, walang fashion pulis! aminin! hehe peace!

lets start the series...

-RECTO-

Late 90's i was staying at my mentor(i also call him mudak-mother) place in makati who is my kababayan also, and normally our gay friends in samar they always stay at my mudak's place. And Tita toots, one our our gay friends came to manila for a short vacation, mudak would invite our guests to have dinner or drinks outside but this friend of ours he want something different. gusto daw nya ng mentol(men, boys etc) Ako naman got really excited kasi mga mentol! So we took tita toots to recto kasi that time madami daw mentol dun, bago palang din ako sa mila nun kaya excited ako pag mga lakad na ganyan. U-moutfit ako with shawl!! So dating kami sa recto. Ikot ikot.. tingin tingin ng mga mentol! Parang nasa palengke lang kami naghahanap ng sariwa at mura na isda. Sa kakaikot, napagod mga badings, so huminto muna kami sa corner, sa may mc donalds yun Habang nakatayo kami sa corner may nakita akong gruop of mentols and sabi ko sa mga badings.. ''Ay havey na ng mga men sa likod natin!'' So ako naman nag project! lingon lingon.. nakita ko palapit na sa amin ang tatlong boys.. so sabi ko, "Shit! This is it!'' Booking na to!

At day.. lilingun na sana ko para mag smile at mg say ''hi'' sa kanila pero Iba ang nakaki ko. ''I SAW STARS!'' Bigla nalang ako sinapok ng mentol!! at bigla sigaw Bawal Bakla dito!! ang mga vadings run for our lives ang drama namin! kanya kanya ng escape! haha

Hayy totoo pala ang stars sa komiks pag nasasapok! at green ang kulay ng STARS! I swear!

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MALATE & JP RIZAL MAKATI

Hindi pa ako designer nun i was friends na with some of the senior designers here in manila because of mudak. One time, we went to malate at excited na naman ako kasi that time sabik ako sa party and night life. so join naman ako.. Nasa car kami that time and i was seated sa window side sa likod. I love watching people lalo na sa malate kasi i get amazed sa mga outfitera sa malate. I was smoking that time kaya naka bukas ang window ko.. at bigla nalang may lumapit na guy at sinapok na naman ako! award! i saw stars again! Tawa kami ng tawa sa car kasi pinagtripan na naman ako.. at hindi pa nagtapos ang sa malate ang action verb agreement(chika lang).. we decided to eat nalang sa jp rizal makati para malapit sa amin, therés a masarap na tapaha along jp rizal that time but wala na today. After namin kumain, bago pumasok sa car biglang may nagtatakbohan at nag aaway! At eto na.. ako na naman ang nilapitan at akala kasama ko yung mga hinahabol nila at nasapak na naman ako!! Ako na naman!! LOL!

Parang ganito ang eksena!

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APPLIANCE STORE

I was newly wed(joke)... hehe no, i had a bf and we decided to move in together, so, we got a house in Bel Air and my ex-bf told me to furnish it. So i went shopping and went to buy appliances. I was wearing a deconstructed cargo pants and red v-neck t-shirt. super payat at maitim pa ako nun. Ikot ako ng ikot sa store looking for a sales attendant in short tindera. Madami sila pero dedma lang nila ako, walang pumapansin sa akin, until i asked the supervisor or manager and showed him my money! I said may pera ako! Bibili ako ng REF! TV! WASHING MACHINE! AT MARAMI PANG IBA! Doon palang ako pinansin ng mga sales lady and sales man.

DELIVERY, That time me and my ex-bf lang nasa bahay kasi our maid was out, then merong nag door bell at ako ang nag bukas. I was wearing my ex's t-shirt it was big. kasi malaki sya sa akin. Pag labas ko ng gate sabi ng delivery boy sa akin. "toy,(short for totoy) saan amo mo?

(ganito ako nung bagets ako)

Ako naman bigla akong napaimik and i said, Ay sandali lang po tatawagin ko sya. Balik ako sa loob, nagbihis ako. I wore my silk robe at lumabas ako uli at hinarap ko ang delvery boy and sabi ko. "ako na po ang amo ako ang bumili ng mga appliances na yan''. Biglang napakamot si kuya... LOL!!